Breaking Hearts And Selling Secrets Tonight

“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “no”.”
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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

substantialityou:

theblackship:

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

 

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

 Compare them:

i believe.

Cough plastic surgery cough

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Amélie doesn’t have a boyfriend. She tried once or twice, but the results were a let-down. Instead, she cultivates a taste for small pleasures.  Plunging her hand deep into a sack of grain. Cracking crème brûlée with a teaspoon. And skimming stones on the Canal St Martin.

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“Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot longer and deserve to be paid at a higher rate. Heck, I’m a working mom and I’m not paid a dime. I depend on my husband to provide for me and my family, as should most women… and if a woman does work, she should be happy just to be out there in the working world and quit complaining that she’s not making as much as her male counterparts. I mean really, all this wanting to be equal nonsense is going to be detrimental to the future of women everywhere. Who’s going to want to hire a woman, or for that matter, even marry a woman who thinks she is the same, if not better than a man at any job. It’s almost laughable. C’mon now ladies, are you with me on this?”

Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney

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no, ann. we aren’t with you on this.

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I had to google this quote to make sure it was legitimate because it seems  so far fetched that I thought that it was made up. 

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Did someone invent a time machine, go back in time, take Ann Romney out from the 1700’s and bring her to 2012? 

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Wait this is real? 

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There are literally no words. I just stared at wall willing myself to stay put and not punch a hole through it just now.

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I had to have this on my blog. Because of the total absurdity of it. This must either be a joke. Or this woman is ready for the asylum.

USA, if this becomes your FLOTUS I am going to stand aside and slow clap, because you will be the first country with a time machine BACK to when the universe started.

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so many levels of wtf I don’t know where to start.

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[triggerwarning rape]

And if you put as your Facebook status “I totally raped at Halo today” for your two hundred Facebook friends to see, statistically, you have just reminded thirty-three people of one of the worst experiences of their entire lives.

To describe how well you did at a video game.

Good job!

An Addendum, On Rape Jokes | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via lookoutsideyourself)

*and normalized and reinforced the idea that said worst experience is funny, expendable, and comparable to doing well at a video game

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Reblog if you honestly think you will be single all of 2012.

the-madness-in-the-music:

runandtelleveryone:

sleepingwithpirates:

fucking-stoked:

and 2013, and 2014, and 2015….

bc dating someone is too mainstream.

and for the rest of my life….

From 2006 til the end of time….

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you’ll never walk alone

you’ll never walk alone

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