Breaking Hearts And Selling Secrets Tonight
(Source: angels-and-angles, via tukru-perkele)
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
i believe.
Cough plastic surgery cough
(Source: vazerick)
Amélie doesn’t have a boyfriend. She tried once or twice, but the results were a let-down. Instead, she cultivates a taste for small pleasures. Plunging her hand deep into a sack of grain. Cracking crème brûlée with a teaspoon. And skimming stones on the Canal St Martin.
(Source: la-petite-amelie)
Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney
no, ann. we aren’t with you on this.

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I had to google this quote to make sure it was legitimate because it seems so far fetched that I thought that it was made up.
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Did someone invent a time machine, go back in time, take Ann Romney out from the 1700’s and bring her to 2012?
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Wait this is real?
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There are literally no words. I just stared at wall willing myself to stay put and not punch a hole through it just now.
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I had to have this on my blog. Because of the total absurdity of it. This must either be a joke. Or this woman is ready for the asylum.
USA, if this becomes your FLOTUS I am going to stand aside and slow clap, because you will be the first country with a time machine BACK to when the universe started.
(via lickystickypickywe)
so many levels of wtf I don’t know where to start.
(Source: gaywrites, via moonwalkingmj)
[triggerwarning rape]
And if you put as your Facebook status “I totally raped at Halo today” for your two hundred Facebook friends to see, statistically, you have just reminded thirty-three people of one of the worst experiences of their entire lives.
To describe how well you did at a video game.
Good job!
”An Addendum, On Rape Jokes | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via lookoutsideyourself)
*and normalized and reinforced the idea that said worst experience is funny, expendable, and comparable to doing well at a video game
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and 2013, and 2014, and 2015….
bc dating someone is too mainstream.
and for the rest of my life….
From 2006 til the end of time….
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